inside voices, please.

every day is mother's day.

Mon, 13 May 2013 01:32:08 -0400

it’s nice to see everyone on facebook doing something special for their moms for...

at night owl I asked the cashier, “if I gave you guys fat...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 06:10:52 -0400

at night owl I asked the cashier, “if I gave you guys fat tip every time I came here, would you guys let me steal one of your owl decorations?” he just laughed in response.

but on my way out he stopped me and said he had a present for me. he handed me this adorably cracked out wizard owl and it made my day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz0QrHMyP2k don’t you dare...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 02:15:10 -0400

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz0QrHMyP2k

don’t you dare tell me that he’s not the best singer you’ve ever heard.

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Fri, 12 Apr 2013 04:50:19 -0400

theannieplanet: jimcashfan: “Trying to steal a TV, huh? You’re...

Wed, 27 Feb 2013 23:55:08 -0500

theannieplanet:

jimcashfan:

“Trying to steal a TV, huh? You’re going to have to suck a lot of dick to make up for that.”

I JUST LAGUHED OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS

LITERALLY LOLING BECAUSE OF THE COMMENT

"In the lives of children, pumpkins can turn into coaches, mice and rats into human beings. When we..."

Tue, 26 Feb 2013 06:01:04 -0500

“In the lives of children, pumpkins can turn into coaches, mice and rats into human beings....

merry valentine’s day

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 23:19:33 -0500

merry valentine’s day

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Wed, 13 Feb 2013 23:19:09 -0500

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Wed, 13 Feb 2013 23:18:32 -0500

that mini heart attack you get when you lose your wallet. and jizzing in your pants after you...

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 01:18:00 -0500

that mini heart attack you get when you lose your wallet. and jizzing in your pants after you...

I have been wearing

Wed, 06 Feb 2013 17:59:35 -0500

my work shirt inside out for the past four hours. I am not a morning person.

to the two girls

Thu, 31 Jan 2013 20:24:35 -0500

who have been sitting at table eight for over two hours whilst babysitting two beers. I have been...

chairs and blankets.

Fri, 18 Jan 2013 06:45:01 -0500

sam: oh no please don't tell me you're inside the fort.. me: hehe i'm inside the fort.

are you alright?

Sun, 30 Dec 2012 05:09:57 -0500

are you alright? yes. are you sure? yes. now if you could excuse me.. where are you going? i...

if you tell eveyrone youre okay then everyone will think youre okay and so many people will think youre okay that itll convince you that youre okay. so fake it till you make it. at least in public. when youre home you can repress it easier.

Sun, 30 Dec 2012 04:04:49 -0500

if you tell eveyrone youre okay then everyone will think youre okay and so many people will think...

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Sun, 30 Dec 2012 03:15:12 -0500

"We are afraid to care too much, for fear that the other person does not care at all."

Sun, 30 Dec 2012 03:04:56 -0500

“We are afraid to care too much, for fear that the other person does not care at all.” -...

Where do you go to college?

Fri, 28 Dec 2012 04:56:31 -0500

smc. aka santa monica college aka suck my cock

cuddle buddies.

Thu, 20 Dec 2012 23:31:52 -0500

me: can you cuddle with me until sam gets here? jiyoung: COME HERE. MY BODY IS READY. *two...

ugh

Thu, 20 Dec 2012 20:40:17 -0500

ugh