my classes today were
only from eleven to three thirty, but because it’s so far i have to leave the house by eight and i get home at five. #bitching also, it turns out the history class i signed up for was actually african history, not art history. i am the only non-chocolate person in class and everyone already hates me. yay.
i can imagine being about forty and looking for him again. i turn up, and...– adele
there is a drinking game
where you affix a mustache onto a tv screen and take a shot every time the mustache aligns perfectly with someone’s upper lip. my friends and i always talk about how we should play it one day, but we just never got around to it. today i purchased a package of mustache stickers.. now these bitches have no excuse.
him: i'm going to break your heart.
me: you can try.
him: i'm afraid that i'll destroy you.
me: why the fuck do you care anyway?
him: because i have a conscience, you asshole.
flaccidphallic asked: Silvi watches Bones bcuz she likes finding out how people die so one day she can think creatively and find a way to frame her murder onto another person in a way the scientists cannot figure what am i saying
Anonymous asked: y do u watch bones its a boring show
the first thought
that came into my head when there was a mini earthquake just now was, “i bet someone in fullerton taking a dump right now freaked the fuck out.”
there's really no
point in working all the time since my mom’s been taking all of my money.. -_-
me: dad, did you drop my hairbrush in the toilet?
stepdad: noooooo.. is not me! why you always blame me?
me: well you were the last person to use the bathroom..
stepdad: okay is me..
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