sneaky sneak.
- me: did you take my last cigarette?
- mom: no. why do you always think it's me?
- me: because it's always you..
- mom: okay fine it was me.
Anonymous asked: y do u always stay up so late?
because i’m actually a vampire. but don’t tell anyone, i’m trying to keep it on the down low.
Anonymous asked: whend you get braces?
never.
jiyinfiniti asked: That is correct, I do, in fact, have school tomorrow, but you are avoiding my questions. Too afraid to answer the truth? Just let the world know the real you, you fake bitch. jkiluvu
wow why are we even friends. jk now fucking go to sleep.
jiyinfiniti asked: What is the average time span of your urination in the morning when you wake up? Or rather should I say in the afternoon.
.. go to sleep. you have school tomorrow.
jiyinfiniti asked: In inches, how long would you say your toes to about your sideboob would be?
.. i refuse to give you an exact answer because i don’t know.
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"Once upon a time there was a crooked tree and a straight tree. And they grew next to each other. And every day the straight tree would look at the crooked tree and he would say, ‘You’re crooked. You’ve always been crooked and you’ll continue to be crooked. But look at me! Look at me!’ said the straight tree. He said, ‘I’m tall and I’m straight.’ And then one day the lumberjacks came into the forest and looked around, and the manager in charge said, ‘Cut all the straight trees.’ And that crooked tree is still there to this day, growing strong and growing strange."
Kneller from Wristcutters: A Love Story
"For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, ‘It might have been.’"
John Greenleaf Whittier