it’s nice to see everyone on facebook doing something special for their moms for mother’s day..
but i think there’s something wrong with the fact that we only have one day in the entire year to celebrate the most influential person in our lives.
do the dishes for her often. clean house for her once in a while. get her favorite candy/ice cream for her when you know she’s not having a good day. come home early just to take her out to dinner for no reason. compliment her outfit when she’s about to head out. pretend her cooking is better than anyone else’s. have little chats with her about nothing and everything whenever you can.
because she is the most important person in your life and it’s the very least you could do.
at night owl I asked the cashier, “if I gave you guys fat tip every time I came here, would you guys let me steal one of your owl decorations?” he just laughed in response.
but on my way out he stopped me and said he had a present for me. he handed me this adorably cracked out wizard owl and it made my day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz0QrHMyP2k
don’t you dare tell me that he’s not the best singer you’ve ever heard.
“Trying to steal a TV, huh? You’re going to have to suck a lot of dick to make up for that.”
I JUST LAGUHED OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS
LITERALLY LOLING BECAUSE OF THE COMMENT
